Jan. 9th, 2006

acresofhope: (true love)
Found various places.

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."

"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded."

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode."

"My Reality Check bounced."

"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

"Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids."

And the best one of all:

"A zebra does not change its spots." - former Vice President Al Gore
acresofhope: (raven fire)
I don't know what my brother was doing, but he just hit me in the face with something. Ow. My lips hurt.
acresofhope: (terra beauty for ashes)
Finally remade a crappy icon of mine. The old one:

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I'm using the new one, of course. I think it's better than the old one, even though I couldn't find the same pic of Terra I used in the first. The border and text actually go with the color scheme, and her face doesn't overlap with the silhouette of her in the background.

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