acresofhope

I can't sleep. This happens way too much. I've got to start writing before I go to bed or something.

Anyway, since I can't sleep, I decided to check out the Lexana Fairytale Challenge at the Lexana board of the Devoted Fans Network. Looks interesting. Might try it. Then I went poking around the whole site. Interesting enough I found a forum for Kal and Isobel. Now I don't know a lot about Isobel because I haven't seen that season (and I'm not even sure which season it is), but that sounded fairly interesting. Then I decided I wanted to compile a list of every het ship possible on Smallville (and maybe some crossover ships too), along with any nicknames they have (and some I've made up on the fly). So here goes nothin'.

ETA: This post will probably be editted like crazy. Anything here is subject to change.

Ship List
Lex/Lana - Lexana
Lex/Chloe - Chlex
Lex/Lois - Lexis
Lex/Isobel - I call it Lesobel.
Clark/Lois - Clois
Clark/Lana - Clana (the Dreaded)
Clark/Chloe - Chlark
Clark/Isobel - Clisobel
Kal/Chloe - Kaloe
Kal/Lois - Kalois, I would guess
Kal/Lana - Kalana
Kal/Isobel - Kasobel
Pete/Chloe - Chlete, I believe
Pete/Lana - Plana
Pete/Lois - Plois
Pete/Isobel - Pesobel
Jimmy/Chloe - Chimmy or Chlimmy
Jimmy/Lana - Jimana
Jimmy/Lois - Loimmy
Jimmy/Isobel - Definitely not a name for this one. I say we call it Jisobel.
Zod/Lana - Zodana
Zod/Chloe - Zoloe?
Zod/Lois - Zois
Zod/Isobel - I call it...Zosobel.
AC/Lois - Aris?
AC/Chloe - Chlothur?
AC/Lana - Larthur?
AC/Isobel - Arthobel
Victor/Chloe - Chictor? Or maybe Viloe?
Victor/Lois - Vilois
Victor/Lana - Vicana
Victor/Isobel - Visobel
Ollie/Lois - Lollie
Ollie/Lana - Olana
Ollie/Chloe - Chollie
Ollie/Isobel - Isollie maybe?
Bart/Chloe - Chlart! <3
Bart/Lana - Blana. Definately.
Bart/Lois - Blois! But serisouly, maybe...nope, Blois is the most amusing.
Bart/Isobel - I think Barsobel. xD
Whitney/Lana - Whitana
Whitney/Chloe - Chlitney
Whitney/Lois - I don't know: Whitois, Lotney or Loitney?
Whitney/Isobel - I'm calling it Whisobel. *gigglesnort*
Grant/Lois - Grois (the Abomination)
Grant/Chloe - I deem it Gloe (the Abomination 2.0).
Grant/Lana - Grana?
Grant/Isobel - Grisobel. You know you love it.
Jonathan/Martha - There's probably one for this, but I don't know it.
Lionel/Martha - Mionel
Lionel/Lana - Liona. Yes I know it sounds creepy, but I have to list it since they're all buddy-buddy now.

I know I'm forgetting some characters, because I should be sleeping right now. I just listed the ones I can think of. If you want to add to the list, go ahead, even if it's the strangest thing in the world. Only leave out slash/femslash and incest. Not my thing.