St. Patty's Day rant

[acresofhope]

I asked my mom if she'd get me one of those pins that say "kiss me, I'm Irish" to wear this week, ya know, because of St. Patrick's Day. For some reason, she thinks I actually want somebody to kiss me. She said, "I don't know who it is you want to kiss you, but why don't you just kiss them and get it over with?" Geez, Mom, nobody I know actually kisses anyone with one of those pins on...except maybe my female friends, and it's not like they're gonna try to make out with me.

*sigh*

Ok, I'm done.