Five Familes Clark Never Had, Part 3

[acresofhope]

Fic: Five Families Clark Never Had (3/5)
Fandom(s): Smallville/High School Musical
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G

Written for Mission Insane Crossover Table. Dedicated to strangevisitor7, who prompted. Note that Clark's name and personality will change with the family. You have been warned.

1) The Winchesters
2) The Halliwells
3) The Evans

( The Evans Family )

Comments

[acresofhope.livejournal.com]

I don't think you could bribe him into that if he was on Red K.

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

That's why you have to make up Pink kryptonite - i bet he's dance on that ;p

[acresofhope.livejournal.com]

From an alternate timeline in a 2003 Supergirl storyline by Peter David, this bizarre variety of Kryptonite apparently turned straight Kryptonians temporarily and stereotypically gay; it was seen in just one panel, with Superman giving flattering compliments to Jimmy Olsen about his wardrobe and decorative sense. It spoofs the more "innocent times" of the Silver Age (Lois Lane is depicted in this story as not understanding what's gotten into Superman)

Taken from the Wikipedia article on Kryptonite.

And yes, he'd probably dance on that.

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

Wait are you telling me there really is pink kryptonite. hilarious

[acresofhope.livejournal.com]

There really is Pink K, since 2003.

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

Oh they totally need to have that show up on smallville. that would be awesome and wackiness ensues as Clark tries to redecorate the farmhouse and does karaoke

[acresofhope.livejournal.com]

*Lana looks confused*

"Clark, what are you doing?"

*he looks at her*

"...you were a lot cuter yesterday."

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

LOL yes - that's one way to break him and lana up and then he and Lois have become best buds.

Hey maybe i should write this - i do owe you a fic.XD

[acresofhope.livejournal.com]

Yes you owe me a fic, but you owe me fem!Dean. I must have fem!Dean.

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

I will do my best but as you can see from my light fic postings i am in a period of total writers block. i hope to get it back soon. This is my longest dry spell and I'm starting to get nervous that my muse has deserted me.

[acresofhope.livejournal.com]

Hm. Why don't you just write whatever pops into your head no matter how awful it is...then revise, revise, revise!

...it could work.

But no rush. I won't murder you in your sleep, I promise.

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

*looks over shoulder* You don't know where i live do you XD.
I promise it will not be forgotten. I'm sure the muse will return

[acresofhope.livejournal.com]

My God knows where you live, but I try not to tell Him what to do. xD

*pat* I feel for you.

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

Well that a relief. I'm feeling inspired already. :)

[acresofhope.livejournal.com]

:) I wouldn't pull an Eddie Brock anyway.